Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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