We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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