"it" just moved
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Randomize