There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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