I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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