Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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