This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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