I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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