"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
id be glad to
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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