Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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