We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I love you. Go after that dick
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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