She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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