Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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