can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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