no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Can you repeat that, but with context?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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