Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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