He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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