she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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