Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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