She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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