glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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