just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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