i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
her facebook's as public as her vagina
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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