i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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