I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Can you bring me the toilet please
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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