What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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