i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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