I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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