Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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