I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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