So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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