I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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