he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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