New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
