I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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