is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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