I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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