He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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