love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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