Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Come on in and take your pants off
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