Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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