Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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