I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
now i know why i became what i already was.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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