whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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