She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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