id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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