i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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