their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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