No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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