you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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