That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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