my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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