sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I think i got beer on your cat.
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