You made me cry and you don't even care
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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