...so i touched it.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
we're making bets on your personal life
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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