What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I need to calm my uterus...
If I die, sorry about rent.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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