There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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